A God's Life--A Newbie's Guide

The multiverse is a big place, which contains trillions of inhabitable planets, a whole lot of extra dimensions no one seems to want, and a truly infinite number of "40 Funky Hits" albums. But in all of known reality, there is only one race that has discovered the secret of interuniversal travel: the gods. As always, when some amazing new technology is discovered, it is never used without the utmost caution and responsibility... right?

When the gods visited other universes, they found millions of forms of intelligent life. They also found many levels of reality: the most realistic universes had rigid and logical laws of physics. But in many of the less realistic universes, the laws were more mutable. In his investigations, god scientist Constantine Glomson discovered a stange quality of many of these universes: the thoughts, hopes, and beliefs of intelligent beings could affect the world around them. Moreover, these effects could actually leak over between universes. Soon, they had perfected a clean, cheap source of power based on the energy generated by the religious beliefs of all manner of lifeforms. The energy was small at a 1:1 ratio of time passage, but by using universes in which the speed of time was very great, the effect could be greatly magnified. The discovery revolutionized god society, and created a new industry out of Propheteering...

**The Cast (in order of appearance)**
	Aeren (rhymes with Aaron) Occupation: God Age: 19,243 An all around normal guy, who happened to inherit a universe from his dead uncle Ieris. He wields the Psalm Pilot, a sort of divine remote control.
	Unit Zedd (rhymes with Ted) Occupation: Messenger Bot Age: 1,117 For millenia, portable phones got smaller and smaller. Until, that is, the infamous Black Wednesday, when a phone was manufactured that actually occupied a negative amount of volume, causing a paradox that nearly destroyed the universe. Cell phones fell into disfavour, and hyperspatial messenger robots became the preferred method for reaching people wirelessly.
	Callae (rhymes with valley) Occupation: Muse Age: 19,761 Aeren's girlfriend. Talented, beautiful, cynical. She carries a Muse-A-Tron 3000 electric guitar, which features built in amplification, as well as dozens of handy secondary functions.
	The Advisor (rhymes with... uh... Advisor) Occupation: Computer Help Program Age: 1,780 The Psalm Pilot's helpful computer personality
	Ferik the Red (rhymes with Eric) Occupation: Barbarian Hero Age: 24 A level 11 fighter. Owner of the magical talking sword Saphr.
	Saphr (rhymes with gaffer) Occupation: Sword Age: 5,264 Saphr was a Psymiri hero in Elder times, and a renowned swordsman, until he was captured by the Julians. His life force was stolen and imbued in a magical sword, which became the royal sword of Julia.
	King Cûf II (rhymes with aloof) Occupation: King Age: 36 The King of Julia. He has a sickly 14 year old heir, Prince Cûf, and a wife, Queen Mercuria, who spends her time weaving tapestries of exploding unicorns, much to the puzzlement of the court.
	The Fool (rhymes with tool) Occupation: Jester Age: 22 is official capacity is as Royal Entertainer & Traitor
	Kalas (rhymes with palace) Occupation: Prophet Age: 5,259 Kalas was Head Librarian at the Bibulonian Library, the greatest center of learning in Psymir, and was made one of the three immortal prophets of Ieris during the Second Coming.
	Areqa (rhymes with Erica) Occupation: Prophet Age: 5,262 Areqa was high priestess of Julia's Order of the Fiery Sacred Burning Flamy Flame, and was made one of the three immortal prophets of Ieris during the Second Coming.
	Eriel (rhymes with Ariel) Occupation: Prophet Age: 5,297 Eriel was the Hedge Sorceress of Varil, responsible for tending the great hedge walls of Minus Forti, and was made one of the three immortal prophets of Ieris during the Second Coming.
	Gatling (sigh...) Occupation: Tinker Age: 243 A Gnomish tinker living in Psymir's Gnome Forest, Gatling has invented hundreds of useful and not-so-useful devices.

More to be added soon.